Cast
Princess Lyra (F), Princess Layla (F) Dame Nanny Sally (M) Brock – the villain (M), Goober & Goomer – Brock’s sidekicks (M/F) Ping & Pong – the princess’s love interests (M) Fay the Fairy (F), King Arthur (M) Ensemble
An excerpt from The Twin Princesses and The Fairy Guardian
ACT 1
Prologue – Front of tab
Enter Brock, Goober & Goomer, cue Dun, Dun, Dun sount effect
Goober Ew what an ugly looking lot
Goomer Yeah ugly right boss
Brock Yes they are quite ugly looking, anyway I’m Brock and these two idiots are my sidekicks Goober & Goomer
Goober & Goomer Hi
Brock My brother the King has been away for over six months So, everyone is thinking something must of happened to him That means the Kingdom will be looking for a new ruler, which will be his brother, me
Goober Actually that’s not how it works
Goomer The twin princesses would take the throne, as they are the KIng’s heirs
Brock Curses I forgot about those brats
Goober What now boss?
Goomer Yeah what now?
Brock slaps Goober and Goomer on the back of the head
Brock Stop asking stupid questions
Goober & Goomer Sorry boss
Brock Ah ha if the twins were somehow say disappear they won’t be a problem
Goomer Boss
Goober Are we going to dispose of the twins?
Brock Yes, that is exactly what we are going to do
Enter Fay the Fairy
Fay Not on my watch Brock you evil wizard
Goober & Goomer Fay the fairy
Brock Oh Fay why must you always ruin my fun?
Fay I won’t let you harm the twins
Brock Is that a challenge?
Fay You’re a fool to challenge me here you know you have no power here so why don’t you and your side kicks run along
Brock Very well but we’ll be back you lot better watch your backs
Dramatically Exit Brock Goomer and Goober
Fay Oh dear I wonder how this story is going to end up well let’s find out shall we? Are you ready?
(Pause for Audience reaction) Let’s continue the story.
Blackout
Scene 1 – Castle Gardens
Song 1
Song ends company exits
Enter Nanny
Nanny Oh where have those twins gone I turn my back for two seconds and bam there gone?(Spots the Audience) Oh hello there (Pause for reaction) I’m Sally the Nanny of the twin princesses who are always up to mischief, let’s try something I’m going to go off then come back on and say hello everybody and you’re going to say hello Sally at the top of your voices do you think you can do that for me (Pause for reaction) Okay let’s give it a try.
Nanny exits then comes back on
Nanny Hello everybody
Audience Hello Sally
Nanny Aww that was rubbish let’s try that one more time
Nanny exits then comes back on
Nanny Hello everybody
Audience Hello Sally
Nanny Much better I knew you could do it (Nanny spots a man in the Audience) Why hello there
I seem to have lost my number can I have yours?
Enter Princess Lyra and Layla fighting over a brush
Lyra Give it back it’s mine
Layla Is not
Lyra Is too
Layla Is not
Nanny Girls stop that right now
They keep fighting Nanny gets in between them and breaks them up
Nanny Girls we have company. This is Princess Lyra
Lyra Hello
Nanny And this is Princess Layla
Layla Hello
Lyra Nanny has there been any word from Daddy?
Layla He’s been gone for ages
Nanny Oh I’m afraid not girls
Lyra & Layla Aww
Lyra There’s something else bothering us
Nanny What’s up girls?
Layla Ever since Daddy left Uncle Brock has been acting strange
Nanny Your Uncle Brock has always been a bit strange Lyra: What about Daddy?
There is a whistle off stage Lyra and Layla sneak off unnoticed by Nanny
Nanny: I’m sure he is okay girls, girls (Notices they’re gone) Oh not again. (Nanny exits)
Blackout
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